you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Four minutes until I can fart!
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Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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