my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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