They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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