she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
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