Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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