Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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