Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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