I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
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Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
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I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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