I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Randomize
