I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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