You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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