The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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