When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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