i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
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So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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