Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Help. Why am I so naked?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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