OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
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It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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