How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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