What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Randomize
