I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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