I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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