Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
How external is "for external use only"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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