then he tried to convert me to islam
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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