I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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