I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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