Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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