People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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