yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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