I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
It's never too late to be topless.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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