i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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