love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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