Small penises have feelings too.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
