Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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