member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
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The uberlube is also flammable
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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