I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
