I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
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Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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