Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
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She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.