New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??