Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
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Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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