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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Right on... I dropped my chapstick

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  I blacked out

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?

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  and what kinds of feelings would these be?

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  Happy, horny, occasionally hungry

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• (772): View more from Florida

  Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.

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• (909): View more from California

  oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?

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• (818): View more from California

  She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar

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• (956): View more from Texas

  If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.

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