Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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