just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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