I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize