So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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