you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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