Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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