6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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