Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I believe in your delicious
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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