Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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