I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
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he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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