Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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