I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
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VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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