Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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