I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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