Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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