Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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