dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
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Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
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